Hilarious stuff people say at work

Kitchen humor is always hilarious. you spend most of your life at work than at home and these people at work become like your new family... you have to have fun at work and make each other laugh. I would like to share some of the most hilarious stuff i've heard at work from my co workers and boss. these people are hilarious!

1) "This is gonna be so good those people are gonna shit their pants"
2) "Hey! we're gonna make croquets. we're gonna roll them in egg and shit". ha ha ha ha
3) "Mayra you wanna play with my eggs?" "sure, why not?!" "I rather play with your cinnomon stick"
4) "Mayra is like a 1950's car... creates a lot of problems and drama but you still love it" "yeah i'm like a 1950's car, I bring drama but you love me so much you wont get rid of me" ha ha ha ha!
5) "wow these tacos are so good I wanna cry. look my tears want to come out!"
6)"hey you wanna be in our band? it's gonna be called "los mandados a la verga" (in spanish this means the fuck offs)" "no i dont want to be in ur band, who else is in it?" "Just me and Max" "oh, the
dynamic dual eh?" "yeah you have to start somewhere"
7) "it fits good in your hand doesnt it?"
8)"no it's easier for me if i flip it over and take it out from behind" "oh you like it from behind?" "hahaha oh yes!"
9)" sorry i didnt respond to your text last night. I was afraid if I replied we'd text all night and I was already kind of drunk. I was afraid if we kept texting I'd invite you to my apartment and boom boom"
"ha ha ha ha ha in ur drunken dreams"
10)" excuse me, can me and my big booty get by please?"
11) "why did you fall in love with him so fast?" "I think you mean why did HE fall in love with ME so fast... well, look at me... 26 waist, pretty face, big booty, how can he resist?"
12) "wow you're already here? you're the first one here and the last one to leave. you want me to get you a sleeping bag and put it in the parking lot so you can just sleep at work?"
13) Mexicans cant drink alcohol and stay sober, you want to know why? because in their body they have a gene that wont allow it. alcohol didnt originate in mexico, alcohol originated where it was meant for people who live in cold climates to stay warm, Mexicans dont need alcohol because their climate is already hot, that's why genetically they are not meant to drink alcohol, that's why a lot of them are alcoholics. they're body and genetic makeup is not meant to hold their alcohol intake".

meet my boss!!

Ok so my boss is absolutely AMAZING. he's a master of his craft. very talented. he's been in many magazines, a few tv morning shows and loved by EVERYONE. Really this man has my complete respect. I've never respected a chef as much as I respect my boss... really he amazes me at all the stuff he knows... he's like a freakin BOOK! My respect for sure!!!

Check him out on this very recent clip from the today show in New York City. REPRESENT!!

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"you let it sit, you dont move like this. you know... you dont do that. its very important if you go to valencia and you move the paella they will cut your hand"-Perfecto Rocher  ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!! LOVE IT!!!!!




check him out this L.A. food and wine vid. Oh and congratulations on winning best dish in Hawaii food and wine festival!!! YAY! OH!! he's the one that starts at 2:24. REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Michael Jackson says "titties" talking about a fan

Ok so when I'm in a bad mood or sad or just thinking nothing... one thing that gets me in a great mood is thinking about Michael Jackson being silly. In this video, he's in a black limo with some cousins of his and some crew of his and he watches fans run after the limo where he's in. the fans run after the SUV in an attempt to get an eye full of their favorite star... Michael Jackson. while riding in the car, Michael watches the fans running and banging on the window of the limo. He says "there's some good fish out there" his way of saying there are some good looking ladies out there. then he notices one particular young lady that is a little top heavy... meaning she has bigger breast than most other women (not seen in the video) and as this woman runs towards the limo, Michael notices her breasts are bouncing up and down. He then laughs and says  that one right there!! look at her!! look at the titties!! the titties bouncing up and down!!" ha ha ha ha ha ha  and he makes the hand motions of titties bouncing up and down ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haI find this side of Michael Jackson HILARIOUS and pretty sexy that he's just making such man-like comments. ha ha ha ha soooooooooo hilarous!! R.I.P. We love you and miss you Michael!!



This one below is the rest of his sillyness in the limo. he was sooooo adorable ha ha ha ha

hola hola!!

Hi everybody wow i've been sooooo busy just like everybody else but anyway i am sooo happy to have 2 seconds to check into the blog quickly. i have a day off tomorrow so that means i will post a bit more tomorrow. see you all soon!!

Dinner

My roommate R¡MK and I had dinner at Cafe Concerto. We started with drinks. I had a vanilla latte and he had a beer. Both were very good. We started with truffle french fries. Basically fries tossed in truffle oil and parm cheese. Disappointing. Couldn't taste the truffle oil at all and only had a very small hint of the parmesan cheese. Next I had a lotus salad i didnt know it was basically a salad of chopped tomatoes and zucchini and a few other veggies tossed in a yummy dressing with lotus as the GARISH... i love lotus root and was sad to eat it only as a garnish and the menu said it was a lotus salad. then some cream of mushroom soup. the soup was good. my roommate had muscles... yes the seafood muscles. they were sooooooo tiny and it was a pasta not a bowl of muscles. The muscles were sooo tiny and not much flavor either. next we had some coffee and macaroons. the macaroons were not the best but the coffee was awesome. overall not a very good place for food. it is good for coffee and the decor and ambiance but not for food. they give you blankets when u sit on the patio.

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Comfort soup

I made myself some chicken noodle soup. I caught a cold a few days ago before i left for Houston and on my way home i developed a terrible fever mid flight back home to los ángeles. Im still sick so i made me some soup. It was great!!

HOUSTON HERE I COME!!!

HI EVERYBODY!!! ok so i scored an interview for a flight attendant for united airlines in houston, texas on saturday june 9th! i'll be there just for that day. i'll be flying in on a redeye flight and coming back to L.A. that same night so i hope i finally earn my wings and fly!!! wish me luck everybody!! muah!!

me on top of my roof with a horrible sunburn that hurts badly LOL